The Order of the Stalkers

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STALKERS, UNITE!

What is a Stalker?
A stalker is a user who worships the Recent Wiki Activity button, is very observant and is very insane.

If you are a stalker you must have this badge:

Stalker Terms
Stalkers often use many terms to communicate. We stalkers believe communicating is a magnificentrart and we often use flamboyant terms to convey our points. Don't sweat, this Stalker Term guide will help you understand the terms Stalkers use!
 * Stalkerish: The language Stalkers use. It is basically strikethrough text. Example of Stalkerish: hello fellow stalkers, answer the call of the stalker.
 * Stalkereffects, Stalkerwing2615, etc.: Stalkers love to make Stalker puns. Basically if you are a stalker, your username will be changed to include the word Stalker inside.
 * M.I.S.S Corporation: A Stalker corporation, M.I.S.S stands for Mostly Insane Stupid Stalkers.
 * CPR: A process used to revive a stalker after they have gone sane. Stands for Compulsive Production of Reality (Real Insanity).
 * Sane: The ultimate swear word for Stalkers. It must be censored whenever you say it unless it's in an example.
 * Yee: The deadliest word to be spoken by Stalkers. Highly contagious and an annoying trend, the word Yee, if overused, will make a Stalker sane.

Server Link
https://discordapp.com/channels/622485066173513753/622507587237183488

The Stalker Code
''"There is no escape from a stalker. We will find you and hunt you down forever, no matter where you live and who you are." ''-Frost

Ways to Counteract Stalkers
There is no way to counteract them, but here are a few failed ways:
 * Stalker Spray: A figurative weapon, the most it does is to irritate the targeted stalker and distract the stalker momentarily as they try to counterattack, but other than that it often makes the situation worse.
 * Stalker-proofing a Thread: A fruitless effort to try to prevent a stalker from stalking a thread. It often fails, instead attracting the attention of the stalker. Often used by Moon.


 * Escaping (Closing a thread or removing it): Most stalkers are part of the Staff Team, therefore if you try to close or remove a thread due to the presence of stalkers, Moon or Splash can restore it/re-open it, as in all seriousness it's an immature reason to close or remove a thread.

If You Are A Stalker...

 * You check recent wiki activity all the time.
 * You go onto other peoples' message walls and read messages that have nothing to do with you. (Unless they're about private topics, I mean, who does that?)
 * You do this all the time: //stalks//
 * You answer to the call of the Stalker.
 * You speak Stalkerish.