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 WATERMELON ARMY RECRUIT

''Hello there, new comrade, and welcome to the army. I'm a lieutenant and it's great to meet you. We have a lot of watermelon weaponry at our hands - seed shooters, entire melon shooters, stuff like that. So are you ready to eat watermelons as an energy source, and fight for their existence? Then you've come to the right place, fellow comrade, let me take you to our leader.''

The leader, Mystery, greets you with a friendly wave, and gives you a badge. This badge. If you wish to keep it forever, type on your profile.