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Too Many Cats
Kill them all

The Clans will fall

And the survivors will rule them all

Ivystar, the best by far,

Leafpool, the herbs she'll rule,

And Briarlight and her eternal fight. -Starflight897

Mistystar the Immortal?
One has to wonder

How Mistystar has survived so long.

Sure, she has nine lives

But leaders don’t last forever.

Has Willowshine discovered a new herb

Or is the reason more sinister? -Crystalcat137

Sol is Evil
They speak of stars

They speak of cats living far

They speak of spirits lighting their paths or guiding their paws

But I am here, my own paws battered raw

I am here to prove all of you wrong

I am here to show you your beliefs are as fragile as birdsong

I will make the sun disappear

And you will play by ear

You will be forced to listen to me

And let your dead cats be

Give up your beliefs

And let the stars freeze

-Mooneffects

Power of Three
Holly, Lion, and Jay,

Power of Three will save the day

But wait! It isn’t Holly with the power

Dove must step up, within the hour

Lion so bold with a heart of gold

Jay reading minds, secrets he’ll find

Dove can hear, things not just here

Holly long gone, this is her swan song

Dove, Lion, and Jay

Three cats coming to save the day

Power of Three will make them see

The Clans are the best place to be

-Starflight897

Another Prophecy
Another prophecy for fire

Given by those up higher

Yet another one for him

What about the rest of them?

Hollyleaf and Cinderheart

Ivypool, so brave and smart

Brackenfur and Ferncloud

Could make their Clan so very proud

But why stop at Thunder?

It was the Star’s blunder to stick with Thunder

Why not try Wind or River instead?

If the Stars tried that maybe less cats would be dead

Forget the flames of prophecy

Give a different cat an odyssey!

-Starflight897

Crystalcat137's poem
ShadowClan’s warriors are dying of a mystery illness?

Call ThunderClan!

WindClan’s being taken over by a tyrranical ruler?

Call ThunderClan!

RiverClan‘s leader has allied with a tyrranical ruler?

Call ThunderClan!

StarClan being invaded by Dark Forest cats?

CALL THUNDERCLAN!

Rabbits stop running across the moor

Another battle engages all four

A prophecy destined for three

And every single cat agrees

On ThunderClan!

This clan can save the others

This clan has all the mothers (oof)

Of prophecy born kits

And whatever else fits (double oof)

And my rhyming skills are rapidly deteriorating..

Cinderpelt's Last Moments
I know that I am about to die

As I see my apprentice leave her Clan

Without even saying goodbye

StarClan warned me, that badgers from distant lands

Will kill me as Leafpool is away

When I heard this I had swayed

I have come to terms with this news

But Leafpool must not know the truth

Because she will be destroyed forever,

A heart broken beyond measure.

-Mooneffects

Tigerstar's Clones
A brown striped tom with a mission to combine the clans all,

Has many clones after his embarrassing fall.

Tigerheartstar, the cat that looks like his grandfather

Bramblestar, the leader who is an extreme bother.

Hawkfrost, a villain who left Firestar with neck scars,

Mothwing, a cat who does not believe in the clan of stars.

Tadpole, a useless add-on kit,

and Tawnypelt, the cat in ShadowClan, which seems fit.

Every Evil Cat Has Two Siblings
It's totally very true--

See Tigerstar, one of the first villains in the series

Has two sisters, Mistkit and Nightkit, who knew?

But their days of life look bleary

And then there's Brokenstar,

The evil leader, he had two sisters --

Wishkit and Hopekit watching him from afar

As Yellowfang's deathberries make his throat blister

What about Hawkfrost? Mothwing and Tadpole!

Yes, his med cat sister and his dead littermate

Who didn't go to StarClan after he drowned in a hole

Well neither did Hawkfrost after attempted murder with a stake

Oh, and Thistleclaw, from Bluestar's Prophecy

Had Sweetpaw and Rosetail--

Both dead, as is he

But they went to StarClan, he went to hell.

Well that's about it for this weird poem

With bad rhyming in it

So you see it's true, the evil cats who um

Had two siblings mostly sisters who are ALMOST ALL DEAD that didn't rhyme

Oh well

~Qibli77