KEePinG uP wiTh tHe eXoCatS

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things to get straight (no pun intended)

✎Crackfic: A work of fan fiction that is absurd, surprising or ridiculous, often intentionally.

✎Lowercase intended.

✎This is written in chat-group style, so just pretend the Exocats have phones. And know Twoleg phrases.

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the actual blurb

✎written by mooneffects, who has lost her sanity writing this

✎an exocat crackfiction that probably none of you will understand...

✎enjoy!

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sample

✎(sweats nervously) "no, no, we're a perfectly sane, loving household!"

✎"then why is scorch and solstice conspiring to burn the house down?"