User blog:Yewberry/Let's Talk About Hollyleaf

Hello shes and toms and welcome back to another Let's Talk About where today, we're going to be talking about one of my favorite characters, Hollyleaf! As you all know, it's still pride month, and I'd like to think that Hollyleaf is a bit curved at the end, either bi or asexual. Hollyleaf is a great character, although she is quite impulsive at times.

Hollyleaf was originally thought to be one of The Three (oooooooh), but the Erins couldn't use their brain power to think up a power for her, so they decided she could be the useless third wheel for a while and suck at everything except for killing. Yum. Killing. Hollyleaf was convinced she had a knack for healing until she learned that healing is gross and Jayfeather is better at gross things. Demon cat- I mean Hollyleaf continues to train as a warrior while Jayfeather ditches Brightheart. Jayfeather hates Brightheart. Jayfeather hates Brightheart because Brightheart can only see out of one eye. Jayfeather is blind in both eyes. Hollyleaf loves her mother, Squirrelflight. Squirrelflight is the mother. Leafpool is not the mother. Until she is. Hollyleaf, Jayfeather, and Lionblaze are trapped in a fire. Ashfur is grinning maniacally and rubbing his hands together. Squirrelflight gives him a 'Bruh' and says, "Ha! They're not my kits, you ocean eyed hole digging mouse tail!" Because that's insults for Warrior Cats! Hollyleaf pulls out her knife and stabs Ashfur. She then proceeds to tell everyone how Leafpool couldn't keep her paws to herself, and cats begin to get suspicious because Hollyleaf didn't wash her paws after the mUrdEr. Brambleclaw says "Pshhhhhh, I was there the whole time! Hollyleaf NEEVVVER did that, it was some, uh, FISH!" as his excuse. Hollyleaf, stunned by this stupid response, runs off and doesn't return until her sequel, the Forgotten Warrior. She sticks around for a bit, meeting a cat named Sol and then getting killed off because she's a little bit gay and the Erins couldn't have that. (im sorry that was a joke don't kill me)

The Erins said "Gay, gay, go away, come again another day,", so Hollyleaf, very angry and very dead floated up to Starclan where she slowly gets forgotten! Yay! Great!

Can we talk about the Fallen x Holly thing for a bit? I mean it is't horrible but I just don't think- Oh frick I hear the mobs coming after me now! Yew out! *Yeets the microphone back towards the angry pitchfork holding mob*