🌟Let's Destroy StarClan!🌟 (Dark Forest Radio)

 Welcome to Let's Destroy StarClan radio! Hosted by some Dark Forest cats, some of the most evil cats in Warrior Cats history give their opinions on some cats.

So the real reason why I created this page is to vent out my frustration at some cats in the warriors series, and also I love radios so much. also, a note: code by yours truly!

Radio Airing 1 ~ 🌟Ashfur🌟

Tigerstar and Darkstripe magically appear in the recording studio. Tigerstar looks grumpy and Darkstripe looks terrified.

Tigerstar (Glaring at Ashfur's file) : Well, I was quite disappointed he didn't join us. He had all the qualifications: you know, trying to kill five cats at once, using fire to burn cats alive, turning insane after a break-up...

Darkstripe: Isn't that what you thought of once-

Tigerstar: Now I see he made the grave mistake of hitting on one of Firestar's daughters. Yes, yes, Firestar ruins all lives. Ashfur, I feel ya. I mean, basically every endeavor in my life was foiled by him.

Darkstripe: For once you don't try to defend yourself...

Tigerstar: QUIET. As I was saying, Ashfur first made the grave mistake of hitting on one of Firestar's daughters, and then accidentally made rivals of his best friend Brambleclaw-WAIT, ISN'T THAT MY SON?

Darkstripe: Um, yes Tigerstar... didn't you proofread the script before coming into the studio?

Tigerstar: (coughs) Continuing on, Ashfur accidentally made rivals of his best friend Brambleclaw by dating Squirrelflight even though Brambleclaw secretly had a crush on her. But then Squirrelflight began to become more and more annoyed at Ashfur for being possessive and trying to separate Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw, so she decided to turn her sights upon my poor son, and began acting all lovey-dovey towards him. Brambleclaw APPARENTLY RETURNED THE FEELING?? How stupid has my son become?

Darkstripe: Stupider than you.

Tigerstar: Well I never-

Darkstripe: I lived longer than you.

~To be continued~