Thread:Mooneffects/@comment-37968024-20200106013755/@comment-37968024-20200117070227

Some adult jokes may follow UwU

Here is Say My Name

You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do!) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around

What?

Nothing

So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate

No

The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name

Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row Then you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name

I don't know your name

Well, I can't say it

How 'bout a game of charades?

Yes, let's play it

Two words

Right

Second word

Uh-huh

Drink?

No

Beverage?

No

Wine?

No

Juice?

Yes

Okay First word

Okay

Bug?

No

Ant?

Close, but no

Beetle?

Yes

Betelgeuse?

Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken Unbroken Ready?

Yeah

Okay, go

Betelgeuse

Yes

Betelgeuse

Yes

Beeeee

Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good

'Cause

What?

You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below Betelgeuse

Yes

Betelgeuse

Yes

Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture

I'm offering you a full-time specter

Are you any good?

You bet'cha Trust me, baby

I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer

Don't you wanna see dad suffer?

I think I'd rather just jump off

No

I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind

So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look

Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?

Lydia, there you are

Are you alright?

A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals

You get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual

Betelgeuse is sexy

Betelgeuse is smart

BJ is a graduate of Juilliard! He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse

What the heck was that?

So violating

There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews

What was that?

That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson

Any ghost?

Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure

Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?

Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on the sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever

Agh

Lydia

What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff

We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep

Okay, so what's the plan?

Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name