Talk:Warriors parodies/poems/@comment-36816168-20190709035044/@comment-33950110-20190709043220

I mean, it’s perfect. It’s like severe influenza for cats.

Kills tons of (unimportant) cats? Check.

Virtually one of the most common and practically invisible? Check.

A good excuse for why they died? Check.

So, this main character gets greencough and everyone’s rushing around, getting wet moss and catmint, and over here Molepaw is silently dying of greencough and whoopsies, there’s not enough catmint.