Warriors: pineaple

THIS IS A JOKE

ON MY POLLS YOU GUYS WANTED WARRIORS: NOTHING HAPPENS BUT I GOT PLANS FOR PINEAPLE SO IM DOING IT

I'LL DO WARRIORS: NOTHING HAPPENS LATER

Prologue
One day there was a kittypet named Pineaple. He chose his name, but his owner chose Pineapple, but he wanted Pineaple, so he removed one of the ps. He was used to his name being pronounced "pine-apple", but he wanted his name to be pronounced "pine-ay-ple", so he did it in his mind. His cat friends called him Pineaple, but the twolegs called him Pineapple.

Pineaple was a creamish-yellow tom with a somewhat torn ear. He used to a rogue in twoleg land and never interacted with the Clans, so he was confused if he would be a loner or rogue to them. Twolegs called him, before he was a kittypet, a "stray". He didn't know what it meant, but he didn't care anyway.

So then one day he saw a commercial in the twoleg house for a thing called "oxiclean". According to him it gets stains out of stuff.

But Pineaple had one suspicion.

He knew that the oxiclean man wasn't a normal twoleg.

He was an evil oxiclean man who needs to be sent to heck immediately.

Chapter One
Oxiclean commercials were on for a lot of these twoleg "tv channels". He knew the oxiclean man was up to something.

Pineaple searched around to find that he owners used oxiclean, so he yeeted it into the depths of heck.

Er, the trash can. But it was the depths of heck to him. And that's where oxiclean belonged.

His owners scolded him after looking on a "security camera" to find he slam-dunked the oxiclean in the heccing trash can. He was trained not to do that, or to him, not to save his owners from the evil oxiclean.

Then one day the oxiclean man invaded the Clans, so then Pineaple decided to fight against oxiclean guy.

Chapter Two
THE FINAL CHAPTER WHOOOO

TOP 10 MOST EPIC ANIME BATTLES

Pineaple then battled to death the oxiclean man.

It went mostly like this:

HI BILLY MAYS HERE

GW-H9RW - T4 G G G = WH0H 3BU-GWH8VS-HU9 R2BU-9 GBU-9 BH R8 EH-9 GH RWG8 THI WENJVASH-9 DSAFH80FS -HH-0 EFW AND OTHER KEYBOARD SLAMMING CAT NOISES

and other anime battle sounds.

It was the most epic anime battle to exist: billy mays/oxiclean guy vs pineaple the cat. Then pineaple used the powers of jojo's epic anime powers and sent the oxiclean guy to heck. Then he returned home screaming "I WILL DEFEAT OXICLEAN WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" even though he already did. Then he jojo posed on the tv the next time he saw an oxiclean commercial to, for the millionth time, celebrate his victory over the oxiclean guy.

The end.



pineaple: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH BY USING OXICLEAN